The ad below is pretty funny. It features a man on his knees at a bar, trying to get the attention of some women at the next table over. He says something like “I got this for you” and then proceeds to take out a large assortment of personal checks from his wallet–all with signatures that look suspiciously fake.
In fact, I’m not sure what he even has against lawyers… maybe it’s because they are typically more successful than him? Or maybe he just thinks all attorneys are creepy perverts who can write their own name on a check? Maybe it’s simply because all attorneys do pushups in courtrooms where everyone can see them? Whatever the reason, this guy ain’t too happy with us!